This is a very creative story I wrote for my Journalism class, I thought I would share it with whoever reads.

It all ended one day in the parallel universe, when Dr. Forgetful came into The Closet through a ssh. He said he had discovered something that can do wonderful things, but at the same time does nothing.

“What are you talking about Dr. Forgetful?” Asked Phase the evil IRC Mage.

“He’s crazy I say.” came from the Knight Crawler, “That just makes no sense.”

“It makes perfect sense,” said Gothic Grammar, “You just need the Magical Penguin.”

“What is the Magical Penguin?” said Phase, with a puzzled look on his smiley.

“You don’t know what the Magical Penguin is?” from Gothic Grammar, “The Magical Penguin is the key to the universe!”

“No, no! You don’t need a fantasy monkey, or whatever the new hype is these days,” said Dr. Forgetful. “This device I made needs a 10,000ghz processor.”

“There’s no such thing,” Phase interrupted.

“Oh, but there is! It’s inside a encrypted network though. That’s the bad part, which is why I came to The Closet to get you people to do my dirty work for me. Anyone interested in the journey?” said Dr. Forgetful.

“Now this is starting to sound good, if its a journey I’m all for it!” said Knight Crawler.

“I’m curious to see this 10,000ghz processor, I’m in!” said Phase.

“What about the Magical Penguin?” said Gothic Grammar, as they walked away.

They went to Dr. Forgetful’s lair to prepare for the journey.

“Gentlemen, you will be going to the lost network of Wonder Land. There are strange things there, so be careful boys. The processor will be a round cube,” said Dr. Forgetful.

“So what does your device do, Dr. Forgetful?” they asked.

“It will have the power to fix everything that’s wrong in this world,” Dr. Forgetful said.

“Now I understand, a round cube? Why didn’t I think of this before, that will have enough power if you do the correct math,” Phase said out loud.

“This sounds like a adventure of a lifetime,” said the Knight Crawler.

“Here is the decoder to enter the encrypted network. Now be on your way.” said Dr. Forgetful

They all connected to Wonder Land and saw a strange motd. “The round cube you are looking for lies in the Cave’ channel.”

“So its in a Cave?” said Gothic Grammar.

“Not sure if we can trust this message,” said Phase.

“Why would a motd have a reason to lie? I say we should just go for it, that’s what we came here for is it not?” said Knight Crawler.

“Maybe one person should go in first to make sure its clear,” said Gothic Grammar.

“I agree,” Phase voted.

“I will go then,” said Knight Crawler.

When Knight Crawler joined the Cave’ he was met with a huge bot net. He fought the bots as they flooded. Phase, and Gothic Grammar both joined to find that Knight Crawler was ghosted. After Phase hacked into the Cave’ he banned all of the bots. Gothic Grammar looked down to his surprised there was a odd looking round cube.

“Phase! I found it,” Gothic Grammar shouted in surprised.

“No way,” Phase replied. as his face was shocked. “You mean we went through all of this and you just find it laying on the ground?”

“Umm, yeah?” Gothic Grammar replied as Phase beats his head against something.

They all met up back at Dr. Forgetful’s lair.

“So Dr. Forgetful what are you going to do with this round cube processor?” Knight Crawler asked.

There was a short period of silence.

“I forgot,” said Dr. Forgetful.

“I told you we shouldn’t of listened to the forgetful scientist, didn’t I?” said Gothic Grammar out loud.

“No you didn’t,” as Phase steals the round cube processor laughing evily.

Gothic Grammar and Knight Crawler looked at each other.

“I guess Evil IRC Mage should of gave it away in the first part of the story.” said Gothic Grammar.

The End